Home Defense – video
Transcript
What do you have for home defense? A
dog? A gun? Nah, I just have this
baseball bat.
Okay, not bad. But you should put a sock
on it.
A sock? Yeah. So that when you swing at
the intruders, they can’t grab it. Swing
at them? You’re supposed to swing at
them with it?
Yeah. What else do you do with it?
Master. Daddy, I finished cleaning all
the toilets. Good boy. Now get back in
your cage and wait for more of daddy’s