Not the meat flap tree slap – video
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busted your lip.
Nine months later,
that cat ain’t meowing for a while.
Clam slam.
Oh, girl, you had me like this.
Kitty was never the same. And all she
had to say was, “Ow, just ow.”
Did they swell up like this?
Not the meat flap tree slap.
That kitty got eight lives now. Being
first was rough.
That was such a polite lowercase. Ow.
That thing’s got a salvage title now. I
quit vaping if anyone cares.
So random.
Not the beaver bam.
Split your clam right in half. The clam
slam Groot edition.
Not the slit hit. Beaver tried to chew
down a tree. Pow. Right. The kisser.