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Your parents nailed the stranger danger lesson – video

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SWXGbB__bis Transcript This probably bothered him all day. I did this at the grocery store once and the man told me, “Don’t nobody want you.” Your survival instincts will save you one day. Whatever crime show or scary movies you’re watching, let’s take a break. The man in the street. How dare. When you go […]

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Not the meat flap tree slap – video

Transcript busted your lip. Nine months later, that cat ain’t meowing for a while. Clam slam. Oh, girl, you had me like this. Kitty was never the same. And all she had to say was, “Ow, just ow.” Did they swell up like this? Not the meat flap tree slap. That kitty got eight lives […]

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Are we feral? – meme

crtter (Apr 25, 2021) Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff” crtter (Apr 25, 2021) Me: doing something for hours on […]