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Your parents nailed the stranger danger lesson – video

Videos February 8, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SWXGbB__bis Transcript This probably bothered him all day. I did this at the grocery store once and the man told me, “Don’t nobody want you.” Your survival instincts will save you one day. Whatever crime show or scary movies you’re watching, let’s take a break. The man in the street. How dare. When you go […]

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Not the meat flap tree slap – video

memes February 8, 2026

Transcript busted your lip. Nine months later, that cat ain’t meowing for a while. Clam slam. Oh, girl, you had me like this. Kitty was never the same. And all she had to say was, “Ow, just ow.” Did they swell up like this? Not the meat flap tree slap. That kitty got eight lives […]

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Home Defense – video

Videos February 8, 2026

Transcript What do you have for home defense? A dog? A gun? Nah, I just have this baseball bat. Okay, not bad. But you should put a sock on it. A sock? Yeah. So that when you swing at the intruders, they can’t grab it. Swing at them? You’re supposed to swing at them with […]